Take a Seat and Wait
July 06, 2006
What is it about having to sit in a "waiting room" that makes people act funny. There are social rules for such a room.
- If you want to talk to someone you are waiting with (family, friend) you have to lower your voice to a whisper when someone enters.
- You sit with your head down looking at anything and everything you own. "I don't remember that spot getting on my shoe" or "I know he is going to tell me I need to lose weight, my thighs cover every inch of possible space, shit how I am getting out of this chair." Some people will grab magazines, but they aren't reading them, because I am sure the guy who grabbed "NJ BRIDE" really cares about that dress on page 123.
- When someone enters through the front door, you have to look and see who it is. You really are doing one thing, guess what their ailment is. Will they get in before you? Are they going to sit in the seat next to you?
- Why is it that people do not follow the rules guys follow for Urinals. If you have multiple chairs to choose from, do not sit next to someone you do not know, you MUST leave 1 chair open space. This should be followed even if you are with family and friends, to make sure you push others away.
- When your name is not called to be next, you automatically look at the time. Even if it is one person after another going in and you KNOW that you were the last to come in. Yeah, you tried to lie about what time you came in when you signed your name, but they know. They always know.
I don't know what brought this thought on, but I was bored, NJ is closed and I felt like sharing. IF YOU WANT SHIRTS, MUGS, SIGNS WHATEVER DEALING WITH THE CLOSURE OF NJ, GO TO GIGGLECHICKS BLOG
posted by Total Core Fitness Bootcamp @ 7/06/2006 09:49:00 AM,
1 Comments:
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At 10:37 AM,
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ryan, i hadn't read this in so long but i came back just in time..
this latest post was hilarious... and its so true.. you don't know how many times i check my cell phone or search through my purse to find i dunno what when im in a waiting room
moral of the story is they shouldn't make you wait so damn long!
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